The Kyle Gallner Triple Feature Spectacular!
| "The Kyle Gallner Triple Feature Spectacular!" | |
|---|---|
| Half in the Bag episode | |
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| Episode no. | Episode 226 |
| Cast | |
| Editing by | Mike Stoklasa |
| Couch Gag | Kyle Gallner: "I'll see you in a little bit." |
| Link | www |
| Original release date | August 29, 2023 |
He’s, uh… The actor… I forgot his name. Kyle Gallner. I literally forgot his name, and I’m so embarrassed.—Mike
[Laughing] That’s what the whole episode is about!—Jay
The 226th episode of Half in the Bag discusses three films with Kyle Gallner in them, titled The Kyle Gallner Triple Feature Spectacular!
The films featured are What Comes Around, Mother May I?, and The Passenger. Additionally, Jay describes a brief experience as a stand-in on Nightmare on Elm Street where he met Gallner. Mike shares a story about driving a car for B-roll.
Description[edit | edit source]
Mike and Jay go down one of the most unexpected rabbit holes of all time! It’s the Kyle Gallner Triple Feature Spectacular! Brought to you by Vudu™ and Loot Crate™ and Quaker Oats™! Mike loves Vudu. It’s an interface his rotting, elderly, dementia-ridden brain can comprehend. It’s where he watches his movies and loves to click on the little pictures and see what other movies people have been in. This time, Mike saw that Jay’s old friend Kyle Gallner has been in 3 movies in the past 6 months or so. Mike watched the three most recent films and got a little something out of each one. He wanted to share them with Jay. And then with you, the internet audience. Are these movies destined to be classics decades from now? Probably not. They are lower budgeted quality independent films that make a heartful attempt at something new. Plus they do not have the words Clown, Shark, or Exorcist in the title. Did billions of people go to see them like the Barbie movie? Or Oppenhomie? Nope. But you can watch them on streaming for a low, low price and get a little bit of enjoyment in your sad lives for a tight 90! Or put them on a “to watch” movie list when the inevitable fallout drought of entertainment arrives as a result of the strike. Mike and Jay give these three films a fair shake, enjoying them all for the most part. Plus as an added bonus, both Mike and Jay tell stories from their brief but terrible experience on movie sets. Mike also pitches one of his worst movie ideas yet! Everyone can have a laugh at the expense of others! So open a cold frosty beverage of your choice. Sit back and relax. And prepare to watch two brain dead bumpkins from the mid-west struggle to form sentences out of their mouths filled with cheese curds, beer, and wallpaper paste. It’s the Kyle Gallner Triple Feature Spectacular!!!!!!!
- Oppenheimer was featured on the previous episode.
Themes[edit | edit source]
This episode has an exceptionally long description.
Mike makes fun of LootCrate.
Mike pitches a movie idea for “Tween Wolf”.
Previously On[edit | edit source]
- Mike and Jay discussed A Nightmare on Elm Street and its sequels (though not the reboot) on re:View.