Editing The Kyle Gallner Triple Feature Spectacular!


{{Infobox episode
| series = [[Half in the Bag]]
| image = Half in the Bag Episode 226 thumbnail.png
| episode = 226
| cast = * [[Mike Stoklasa]]
* [[Jay Bauman]]
| editor = [[Mike Stoklasa]]
| release_date = {{Start date|2023|08|29}}
| link = {{URL|1=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOMJe51OYgo}}
| couch_gag = Kyle Gallner: "I'll see you in a little bit."
| prev = [[Oppenheimer and The Hollywood Implosion]]
| next = [[The Exorcist: Believer]]
}}
{{Quote|He’s, uh… The actor… I forgot his name. Kyle Gallner. I literally forgot his name, and I’m so embarrassed.|[[Mike]]}}
{{Quote|[Laughing] That’s what the whole episode is about!|[[Jay]]}}

The 226th episode of ''[[Half in the Bag]]'' discusses three films with Kyle Gallner in them, titled '''''The Kyle Gallner Triple Feature Spectacular!'''''

The films featured are ''What Comes Around'', ''Mother May I?'', and ''The Passenger''. Additionally, [[Jay]] describes a brief experience as a stand-in on ''Nightmare on Elm Street'' where he met Gallner. [[Mike]] shares a story about driving a car for B-roll.

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== Description ==

<blockquote>Mike and Jay go down one of the most unexpected rabbit holes of all time! It’s the Kyle Gallner Triple Feature Spectacular! Brought to you by Vudu™ and Loot Crate™ and Quaker Oats™! Mike loves Vudu. It’s an interface his rotting, elderly, dementia-ridden brain can comprehend. It’s where he watches his movies and loves to click on the little pictures and see what other movies people have been in. This time, Mike saw that Jay’s old friend Kyle Gallner has been in 3 movies in the past 6 months or so. Mike watched the three most recent films and got a little something out of each one. He wanted to share them with Jay. And then with you, the internet audience. Are these movies destined to be classics decades from now? Probably not. They are lower budgeted quality independent films that make a heartful attempt at something new. Plus they do not have the words Clown, Shark, or Exorcist in the title. Did billions of people go to see them like the Barbie movie? Or Oppenhomie? Nope. But you can watch them on streaming for a low, low price and get a little bit of enjoyment in your sad lives for a tight 90! Or put them on a “to watch” movie list when the inevitable fallout drought of entertainment arrives as a result of the strike. Mike and Jay give these three films a fair shake, enjoying them all for the most part. Plus as an added bonus, both Mike and Jay tell stories from their brief but terrible experience on movie sets. Mike also pitches one of his worst movie ideas yet! Everyone can have a laugh at the expense of others! So open a cold frosty beverage of your choice. Sit back and relax. And prepare to watch two brain dead bumpkins from the mid-west struggle to form sentences out of their mouths filled with cheese curds, beer, and wallpaper paste. It’s the Kyle Gallner Triple Feature Spectacular!!!!!!!
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* Oppenheimer was featured on [[Oppenheimer and The Hollywood Implosion|the previous episode]].

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== Themes ==

This episode has an [[exceptionally long descriptions|exceptionally long description]].

Mike [[Mike making fun of LootCrate|makes fun of LootCrate]].

Mike [[Mike pitching a movie idea|pitches a movie idea]] for “Tween Wolf”.

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== Previously On ==

* Mike and Jay discussed ''[[The Nightmare on Elm Street Series (Part 1)|A Nightmare on Elm Street]]'' and its sequels (though not the reboot) on [[re:View]].

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