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			\| series = [[Beyond the Black Void]]
			\| next = [[The Death of Movie Theaters]]
			\| cast = * [[Mike Stoklasa]]
	* [[Jay Bauman]]		* [[Jay Bauman]]
	* [[Rich Evans]]\|episode=1\|link={{URL \| 1=https://youtube.com/watch?v=UeMadjM0ZZI}}\|release_date={{Start date\|2023\|07\|17}}}}{{Quote\|There's a lot of stuff that fits in this hole.\|[[Mike Stoklasa]]}}		* [[Rich Evans]]
			\| editor = [[Mike Stoklasa]]
			\| episode = 1
			\| link = {{URL \| 1=https://youtube.com/watch?v=UeMadjM0ZZI}}
			\| release_date = {{Start date\|2023\|07\|17}}
			}}{{Quote\|There's a lot of stuff that fits in this hole.\|[[Mike Stoklasa]]}}
	'''''Beyond the Black Void - Watchbait''''' is the first episode of ''[[Beyond the Black Void]]''.		'''''Beyond the Black Void - Watchbait''''' is the first episode of ''[[Beyond the Black Void]]''.

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	* [[Jay Bauman]]		* [[Jay Bauman]]
	* [[Rich Evans]]\|episode=1\|link={{URL \| 1=https://youtube.com/watch?v=UeMadjM0ZZI}}\|release_date={{Start date\|~~2024~~\|07\|17}}}}{{Quote\|There's a lot of stuff that fits in this hole.\|[[Mike Stoklasa]]}}		* [[Rich Evans]]\|episode=1\|link={{URL \| 1=https://youtube.com/watch?v=UeMadjM0ZZI}}\|release_date={{Start date\|2023\|07\|17}}}}{{Quote\|There's a lot of stuff that fits in this hole.\|[[Mike Stoklasa]]}}
	'''''Beyond the Black Void - Watchbait''''' is the first episode of ''[[Beyond the Black Void]]''.		'''''Beyond the Black Void - Watchbait''''' is the first episode of ''[[Beyond the Black Void]]''.

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			== Themes ==
			Mike reads the list of movies [[Mike reading from a paper\|from a folded-up paper]].

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	'''''Beyond the Black Void - Watchbait''''' is the first episode of ''[[Beyond the Black Void]]''.		'''''Beyond the Black Void - Watchbait''''' is the first episode of ''[[Beyond the Black Void]]''.

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'''''Beyond the Black Void - Watchbait''''' is the first episode of ''[[Beyond the Black Void]]''.

Mike convinces the crew to talk about low effort films on streaming services with eye-catching titles and thumbnails.

== Description ==

<blockquote>Mike, Jay, and Rich Evans have returned again to the black void. Their reason today? To talk about a new huge summer blockbuster movie? No. Quite the opposite. They was gonna talk about Mission Impossible: Dead Reckoning 2: Dead Reckoning 1, BUT they thought… how many times can one see Tom Cruise do stints? No, this day Mike, Jay, and Rich have returned to the black void to talk about “Watchbait” the movie version of “Clickbait”. Trash that has overrun a once great institution like Tubi. And before you ask, no we wasn’t compensated by Tubi to promote these films. We were just browsing about and saw a trend. A trend of using certain words or phrases in a title to get one to click on their junk film to watch it, only to realize after a few minutes they made the worst mistake of their lives. This particular video wasn’t a Half in the Bag. Nor was it a re:View. Nor was it a Best of the Worst. I guess it could have been a “Talks About” video, but nah. We made a new show called “Beyond the Black Void” and if you ever see one of these again, it’s just Mike, Jay and Rich Evens talking about something of interest. In solidarity with the WGA and SAG/AFTRA strike we decided to talk about movies that in no way whatsoever could have possibly been made under any conceivable union agreement. In fact, I’d be shocked if one of these pictures weren’t some kind of nudie snuff film. Maybe that’s why Jay “downloaded all of them on his dark web server” whatever that means. And yes, it’s 100% true, we did just spring this whole thing on Rich Evans. I rang him up on my landline to tell him to come to the studio. Well, actually I left a message on his answering machine. He showed up coming from the gym where’s he’s done many power squats and asked me “What we shootin’ Mike?” and I tell him to sit down and shut up you shit-for-brains. He sits down, but there is an immediate squish sound. It would appear that Rich had soiled his large diaper. He claimed he didn’t know. He insisted he ONLY wears a diaper when he does power squats at the gym. 1. it helps stifle the sound of any accidental fart release, but also for… you know what. An accidental Hershey squirt. This is apparently what happened. Luckily a very large toddler had died outside our building and I was able to provide Rich Evans with replacement clothing. A lot went into this video. So please, enjoy.
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