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{{Infobox episode | series = [[Best of the Worst]] | image = Best of the Worst Episode 124 thumbnail.png | episode = 124 | cast = * [[Tim Higgins]] * [[Jay Bauman]] * [[Mike Stoklasa]] * [[Rich Evans]] | editor = Jay Bauman | release_date = {{Start date|2022|10|21}} | link = {{URL| 1=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVgdih1RAHI}} | prev = [[Wheel of the Worst 26|Wheel of the Worst #26]] | next = [[Junka 4]] }}{{Quote|I give ''Night of the Demon'' a thumb!|[[Jay Bauman]]}} '''''Best of the Worst: Halloween 2023''''' is the 124th episode of ''[[Best of the Worst]]''. As the name implies, it’s one of the annual “Halloween Spooktacular” videos. The episode begins with a sketch of Mike imitating [[RLM and the paranormal#Ghost Adventures|Zack Baggins]], having converted [[Rich Evans|Rich]]’s living room into a “haunted museum” similar to Zack’s own. == Films Watched == # ''Tim Ritter’s Killing Spree'' # ''Night of the Demon'' # ''Vampire Riderz'' == Votes == * Tim: ''Tim Ritter’s Killing Spree'' * Jay: ''Night of the Demon'' * Mike: ''Vampire Riderz'' * Rich Evans: ''Rhinestone'' (Off-table pick) Rich Evans would admit in honesty that he could not pick one, saying “there’s a case to be made for everyone” to justify his off-table pick. The vote was tied with a 1-1-1 vote. This tie was broken by consulting a spirit board, which determined ''Tim Ritter’s Killing Spree'' was the Best of the Worst. The consensus on ''Night of the Demon'' was that the ending of the film vindicates the rest of it. Rich and Mike were especially kind to ''Vampire Riderz'', with Rich stating it was “almost, but not quite, a real movie.” == Description == <blockquote>Happy Halloween, idiots! It’s the annual Halloween episode of Best of the Worst! That time of year where the group all drinks too much and makes fun of terrible movies. So basically like any normal episode, but these episodes use spooky music so it’s totally different. This year, the gang has gathered their most pathetic line up of haunted items yet. It’s Tim Ritter’s Killing Spree, Night of the Demon, and Vampire Riders!!!! Also, this year has been a bit of a wet fart to say the least. Times arrow continues forward, but alas it keeps missing us as we try to let it hit us directly in the junk. We travel onward moving into the obscure, nightmarish realms of darkness, disease, and aching lower backs. As we enter into our twilight days, we remember the good times and great episodes of Best of the Worst. We remember our dearly departed friend Rich Evans, who we lost this year due to Brain Stop Working syndrome (BSW). Jay’s hair continues to grow like the weeds of despair we find ourselves in. Mike’s double chin swells more with each passing day until he himself, becomes permanent Dexter Jetster cosplay. And Tim Higgins continues on doing what he does best: being not Jack and not Josh. Oh, woe is me… the tides of life ebb and flow like an ocean of blood. Ever inching closer and closer to our heads, our bodies buried to the neck in the sands of time. Halloween is a time for reflecting. It’s the time ghosts are abound. Demons and Ghouls fly throughout the night. And the only spirits at RLM HQ end up in Mike’s vast and endless stomach. While spirits do battle with 8 pounds of digesting Taco Bell, the gang watch three haunted films in the Red Letter Media Haunted Museum™ - surrounded by objects of mystery and terror. Rich Evans brazenly brought home a haunted object telling Mike, “I’ll take this haunted item into my home and rub it all over my dick, Mike, and guess what nothing will happen!” Well, he was wrong. Dead wrong. Rich was soon diagnosed with BSW, got into a horrible car accident, his house burned down, his hair fell out, and he began dressing more and more like an adult toddler. These are not mere coincidences. THIS IS HALLOWEEN BITCHES!!! </blockquote> == Remarks == The “other thing” with regards to the text spelling Asbestos Felt’s name that Jay couldn’t remember the name for might be “Hinting”. Kerning is the process by which letters are spaced proportionally to their serifs and hanging parts. Font hinting refers to programming techniques that determine how a font is displayed on a computer for maximum clarity and minimum bleed. == Themes == This episode has an [[exceptionally long descriptions|exceptionally long description]]. Rich [[Rich Evans struggling to pronounce words|mispronounces]] Sticky Fingaz as “Stinky Fingaz” This episode features an [[off-table Best of the Worst picks|off-table pick]]. [[Category:Best of the Worst episodes]] [[Category:Holiday Best of the Worst episodes]] [[Category:Episodes]] [[Category:Halloween Best of the Worst episodes]] [[Category:Episodes with Long Descriptions]]
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